A Midsummer Night's Otter

Since the dawn of time people and otters have lived in harmony, each contributing to the vast global society we can now proudly say we are a part of. But the delicate balance has been distrupted; otters now grow to greedy and are threatening our very way of life. One eyewitness has said to reporters "It was madness. I saw an otter bite off a persons head." All such sightings are unconfirmed, are authorities suggesting that unnecessary travel be kept to a minimum. It is this global panic that we now bring to you, in blog form.